Apology commercial released after Jared Fogle agrees to plead guilty to child pornography charges

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PRESS RELEASE
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Contact: Bart Francis, 201-825-1313, pr@Blazo.com
NY, NY – August 19, 2015
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HEADLINE: Apology commercial released after Jared Fogle agrees to plead guilty to child pornography charges
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Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle agreed Wednesday to plead guilty to the charges of travelling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor and distribution and receipt of child pornography.

There has been many an embarrassing chapter in the book of fast food history. The spitting and urinating, the items put into workers noses and other orifices, the Dunkin Donuts employee who was caught selling her body along with the coffee and donuts, right up to the downright dangerous Burger King employees who were caught making oven cleaner and bleach burgers.

But nothing has been more egregious in the public’s eye then the rumors of former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle’s various indiscretions with children. Sadly, today we find out that these whispers have been substantiated by Mr. Fogle agreeing to plead guilty to two charges.

Certainly an apology to the public is warranted, but with all the time being spent removing every remnant of Jared Fogle from the 43,975 Subway Restaurants in 110 Countries, it’s understandable that Subway has only had time to make a brief “no comment”.

As a public service, the website www.BLAZO.com has decided to pitch in and help both Jared Fogle and Subway by creating an apology commercial that explains just how “Very, Very, Wrong” Jared Fogle’s actions are.

In the new commercial the announcer thanks America for not boycotting Subway’s famous footlongs even though former spokesman Jared Fogle has acted inappropriately and they also make it very clear that while you are eating Subway’s “delicious sandwiches”, you should remember to “not have sex with minors… it’s very very wrong!”

Finally a new company slogan is revealed at the end of the commercial.

Eat fresh at subway… just… not too fresh.

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Links:

Press release page: http://www.blazo.com/apology-commercial-released-after-jarod-fogle-agrees-to-plead-guilty-to-child-pornography-charges/
Commercial on YouTube.com: https://goo.gl/ilzQxm
Commercial on Blazo.com: http://www.blazo.com/jared-fogle-from-subway-apology-commercial/

Contact information:

Company: BLAZO!!
Contact: Bart Francis
Email: pr@blazo.com
Website: www.Blazo.com
Call: 201.825.1313



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